Whaaat, your world doesn't have fan-fic!? Wow, you're really missing out! That stuff is comedy gold!

But, like. Imagine someone took your life, exaggerated your personality and threw in some really dramatic story-telling cliches and plot twists like long-lost siblings, spontaneous pregnancies, and "he was evil all along!" and you might have an idea of what it was like around here for awhile.